The July 4 marriage ceremony of Audra and Jeff Johnson in Kalamazoo, Mich., used to be an infinite celebration of America and President Trump.
The bride wore a customised costume created from a Fabricate America Gigantic Again flag. Her nails were painted to sign like American flags.
The groomsmen wore “Don’t tread on me” cufflinks.
Each and each reception table featured a petition for an anti-abortion “heartbeat bill,” Fox 17 reported.
“It sounded like America threw up all over the put my marriage ceremony, and I’m no longer sorry,” the bride acknowledged.
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